Keep Clam And Don't Blink!

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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cygate:

movies with cool concepts but poor execution in writing

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dixiegent:

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

To assert dominance over lesser sneezers

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

bye-anna:

Me running away from responsibility.

bye-anna:

Me running away from responsibility.

yaoihandspom:

annilylf:

chairisse:

purifiedbarns:

wreckedanus:

[AGGRESSIVELY RAPS] WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

[BEATBOXES INTENSELY] WHERE IS THE BUS THE BUS IS LATE 

[BUS INTENSIFIES]

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ITS BACK

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

cuteness-daily:

When someone randomly calls you cute and you just

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detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*