SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
is that satan
current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world
me when cats
A valid reaction to anything really
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!
I LOVE YOU MAKEITEARLGRAY
how do you find out if a fourteen year old smokes weed
just talk to them for like two minutes
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
are we also not talking about how they’re both dressed as chippendale dancers
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
Male Cosplayers dressing as female characters
Female cosplayers dressing as male characters
Cosplayers dressings as their favourite character despite gender or sex or even race, age, species or height
Cosplayers having fun dressing as their favourite character despite gender or sex or even race, age, species or height
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the tragic finale
Ariel you whore.